Two Massive Bitches

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5. know and understand the materials contained in the Site include explicit visual, audio, or textual depictions of nudity and sexual activities, including without limitation, heterosexual, bisexual, homosexual, or transsexual activities of an explicit sexual nature;

6. am familiar with materials of this kind;

7. am not offended by such materials;

8. do not find scenes or images depicting or involving nudity, actual or simulated sexual conduct, or sexually explicit material, actions, or circumstances to be offensive or objective in any way and are not offended by such scenes or images or by viewing the engagement, participation, and performances by others contained in such material;

9. am not prohibited by any local, state, or federal authority or community from possessing, viewing, or performing in such material as described in 2.2(C); and

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11. am voluntarily, intentionally, and knowingly seeking access to such explicit sexual materials for my own personal enjoyment, information, or education.

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13. am familiar with the standards in my community regarding the acceptance of scenes or images depicting or involving nudity, actual or simulated sexual conduct, or sexually explicit material, actions, or circumstances, and the materials I expect to encounter contained in the Site are within those standards;

14. in my judgment, the average adult in my community accepts the consumption of such materials; and

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